Monday, 14 November 2011

Misha B and Janet: They should both go

Now, I know these two are two of the favourites, but come on, they are fucking boring now. Nothing would cheer me up more than a Janet-Misha sing-off, and I'd struggle to decide who I'd want to leave. In the end, they should both go before the final, but I'd rather see Mrs. Vader leave first. Why? Well,
1) She is the epitome of arrogance. Let me refer to the term 'swagger' for tis, even though the word is satan. She acts like she has all of it. Truth is, she just loves herself.
2) She is Kellys favourite, and I hate Kelly. Kelly seemed like an amusing judge, but the live shows have really portrayed her a a massive bitch. Snide comments, overuse of American phrases and, of course, two-facedness.
3) Janet actually attempted a different genre. Sure, it was shite, but she 'tried'. Misha sticks to hip hop/R&B, unless it's a sing-off and then she just drones a ballad.
4) She is fucking dreadful. Seriously. She isn't a good singer. She seems to be a bad Nicki Minaj impersonator, with those little irritating giggles and forced vocal style. Also, her stage presence isn't even good. She just pretends, yet again, to have whatever 'swag' is, and just ends up looking like a Strawberry Creme Quality Street, y'know, the one that nobody likes.

Oh, and why Janet should go after.
1) She is probably dying. Well, she's pale enough.
2) She isn't an amazing singer. Let me quote week one, "An I Weel Try en fish you". To be fair, it's probably an accent, but that just adds to her lack of ability.
3) She is dull. None of her ballads were interesting, and none of her fast songs (ahem, song) are good.
4) Too many 'euh' performances.


Honestly, if it was based on actual singing ability and stage presence, the final should be:
3) Craig
2) Marcus
1) Amelia

Craig is too unoriginal to win, Marcus is only gonna do swing songs now, and Amelia is the best singer, and is very versatile. She did Piece of my Heart in the auditions, and then did E.T. at the judges houses (AKA, the best Judges Houses of all time). I'd say though, on pure originality, Pick n' Mix might win. I dislike them, but they are quite a fresh thing on the show.

I think that concludes my mini-rant on 2/3 girls and my praise of 1/3 girls.
Tule, out.

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